This is scary. I'm having doubts about letting it be on here now. So. Here it is. The first vlog - and hopefully not the last. Unless you want it to be. Or that I just stop altogether.
I know you're going to come back to this page and now and read it again and think: 'Hang on- is the same person whose writing this AH!-MAH!-ZING! blog... in that video blog? She sucks!'
I know I suck. I rule at suckage when it comes to showing myself in my own cowardly form.
And yeah, I know, how is it that I talk smack on here and it looks cool and over there it looks standardly lame. That's because my strengths are BEHIND the camera, as I've told so many strangers for friends and friends for bee-chezzers.
It turns out its best that I'm behind it anyway, the camera adds on 5 pounds and it looks like I've eaten 4 of them.
But - and this is a massive BUT - hee hee! - But only if you'd like me to make another will I make another. Actually, I'm practically talking to myself on here. Gosh, I have no idea why I'm trying to please you, because this 'you' is actually only 'me'.
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Anyway, I digress.
I'm told popularity is in the face of the frame, so gee whizz, I gotta comply to that. I have to make yet another video. *Sigh*
Or I can just make the headlines just as easy, all I gotta do is punch a kitten in the face and kick a dog where it hurts.
- P.S The Dog can be any dude you like, cause boys ain't boys if they ain't mutha f**kas, for shizzle ma dizzle, my dinky dawgie wawgie?
